Hunger Hormones?!

OMFG!!  I was just doing some online research on the different bariatric procedures so I make sure I pick the right one for me and I have discovered there are actual HUNGER HORMONES!!!  I fucking KNEW it!  I told Shaun multiple times that whatever mechanism that tells you when you are hungry or not is broken in me.  I am constantly hungry, like starving.  I mostly ignore it and have noticed that even if I'm full, maybe 15 minutes later I feel the same hunger feelings as if it's been a really long time since I last ate.  It's totally bizarre!!  I've never really tried to figure it out before but I learned that with the sleeve and gastric bypass surgeries, they actually cut out the part of the stomach that creates those hormones.  OMG!!!  That's what I fucking need!  I really hope this particular doctor will go for it.  I'm at a BMI of 31 and most sites say the lowest is 35 unless you have some major medical reason.  My reason is unusual but it's serious, nonetheless.  I'm going to drink an ass ton of water before my appointment.  Don't judge!  I've heard of people going in with rolls of quarters in their pockets. I don't think I even own anything that fits loose enough that wouldn't look like I have 2 dicks in my pants.  Hunger hormones!  Who knew?!